Why Are You Paying Me?

My boyfriend was lying down on his bed and I was hitting him for drooling over Misa Camhoe (Campo). As he tried to block my hits he was lifting up his knees up and as he does so, some loose change falls out of his pocket. We both stop to look at the tinkling from the coins, and being the cheeky smart-ass that he is, he says "why are you paying me?"

Smart Ass!